11 October 2005

A Hypothesis Disproven

One would think that being as I am a post-college adult, full-time employee, homeowner, graduate student, bill payer, trustworthy soul, and so on, I would also be responsible.

One would think that given this hypothesized responsibility, I would not do stupid things like, oh, lose both my credit card and my watch respectively SOMEWHERE IN MY CAR and SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE within the same seven-day period.

But if one were to think that, one would be oh so wrong.

Blast.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, does the fact that when there's one comment it says "1 comments" annoy your english-concentrator self? sorry about the randomness, and ahhhh i miss "blast" im going to incorporate it into my own speech, just watch me, oh and way overdue, definitely goth emily, but not related to the bracelet, i think white trash emily needs to happen soon as well

12/10/05 10:50 AM  
Blogger M said...

Fabi's right. White trash Emily does need to happen. Luckily, after watching enough My Name is Earl, I feel that I can help you to achieve this. That and the fact that my family's from rural Georgia. Ha HA, fellow coworking SMU grads!!! I'm more country than you!!!

Sorry that was weird...

13/10/05 8:36 AM  
Blogger Emily said...

Dudes:

1) The phrase "1 comments" makes me exceedingly displeased and should be avoided at all costs. From now on, you must be on your guard to try to prevent said phrase from rearing its UUUUUGLY head here.

2) Having already put into circulation Pirate Emily and "I Drank Too Much Water" Emily, I can only dream of what new versions of Emily await post Goth Emily. Or Flintstones Emily. Or what have you.

17/10/05 9:01 PM  

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