The After-Effects of Toddler-Taming

If you spend five hours each morning with several pint-sized people who speak in babbling screeches occasionally interrupted by discernible words like, "No!" and "Apple!" and "[S]top!", you may very well find that your inner monologue at times presents itself in limited-vocabulary conversation, such that upon turning out your bedroom light you become guilty of thinking, in all seriousness, "It is night-night time."

Night-night.