A New Low in Humor

In a lovely piece of newfangled electronic correspondence, my dear friendy-sistery-person Annie, a Peace Corps volunteer on St. Vincent, told the following wildlife adventure tale:

"Lesson learned: if you wake up with a frog in your house, kissing it does not turn it into a handsome prince. It is best to grab your salt and a broom and push it off the balcony. (For you animal lovers out there....I may have burned its skin a bit with the salt, but the fall off the balcony did not kill it.)"

I replied thusly:

"Does this mean that you as'salt'ed the frog?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!