May I Point Out...

...that it is no longer April?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Man, you people don't know what you're missing, not having me around all the time in person to brandish such wonderful humor forcefully at you until you, fearing for your lives, are forced to play along and choke out a chortle or two. Well, all of you people except for Ali; Ali knows.

Then again, perhaps it's not such a bad thing; upon observing the ridiculous insanity of Ali and Ali's sister this evening, you people would most likely never speak to us again; it's not safe, after all, to associate with dervishes whirling about the floor in gales of laughter and then dancing like either pirates or plastic monkeys (from the classic game Barrel of Monkeys), depending on mood. Not that we do anything of the sort, of course. I'm just saying that it's something of which you should be wary. I'm just pointing it out.