Emily Has Been...
a) a-hiding out on vacation in Boston ad perpetuam.
b) buried in the mound of [admittedly, clean] clothing piled on her bedroom floor.
c) consumed by a life-sucking final paper assignment that was TURNED IN TODAY, that's what.
d) devoured by wild Minnesotan boars. [Or bores. Either way, it's not the right answer.]
I'm brimming with inspiration, folks; it's oozing out of my pores, in a sort of cleansing non-gross way. So meantimes, whilst I clear that whole situation up, uh, how've you been?
posted by Emily @ 7:48 PM
3 Comments:
marginal graffiti has been...
a) sleeping on a park bench for the past two weeks.
b) furiously rethinking the decision he made to give a cab driver a thousand dollars and then say "surprise me" when asked about a destination.
c) exploring the outer reaches of sanity under 10 solid days of rain.
d) a back-up singer for Ashanti
Isn't Ashanti herself a backup singer? Or, a "hook-bitch," as it were.
better a hook bitch than a video ho
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