A New Post, or The Well of Drivel Has Not Yet Run Dry

Holy neglectfulness, Batman! Let's just pretend that never happened, then.

Today I am going to post about a momentous occurrence. (No, friends, the post is not the occurrence. Although...) The occurrence is as follows:

This afternoon I had a face-to-face conversation with my roommate. Before said conversation, I had not seen her or spoken to her for the entire month of July. Seriously.

That has to be some sort of new record. (Yes, Oliver, even for the two of us.)